This videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYIv8Y-uCA&eurl=http://www.alittleleaven.com/2007/11/index.html is a commercial for the "Reverend" Robert Tilton's book entitled "How to Be Rich and Have Everything You Ever Wanted". This book promises to teach the "secret" to attaining riches.
Luckily for you, we here at a the Museum of Idolatry have seen this book and know the "secret" that Tilton's book teaches. In an act of pure selflessness we are going to share the "secret" with you and we won't charge you for this important information. Are you ready? Here is the secret:
You can be rich and have everything you ever wanted, by simply sending Robert Tilton some money — $100 is the lowest suggested "Prove-God offering".
Isn't that easy?
Don't you love it when people turn the gospel of Jesus Christ into a get rich quick scheme?
Luckily for you, we here at a the Museum of Idolatry have seen this book and know the "secret" that Tilton's book teaches. In an act of pure selflessness we are going to share the "secret" with you and we won't charge you for this important information. Are you ready? Here is the secret:
You can be rich and have everything you ever wanted, by simply sending Robert Tilton some money — $100 is the lowest suggested "Prove-God offering".
Isn't that easy?
Don't you love it when people turn the gospel of Jesus Christ into a get rich quick scheme?
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