"pastor" Paula White's "bible" has got to be one of the most original "bibles" on the planet.
In her "bible" the way to live the life God intended for you is through the "10 Commandments of Health and Wellness".
Gosh, we've been living with the mistaken notion that the way you lived the life God intended was by obeying the 10 commandments found in Exodus 20; you know, the ones that tell us to love God, honor our parents, don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t commit adultery and covet.
Come to think of it... we actually like "pastor" Paula's 10 commandments better. Her “god” is a lot easier to please than the God of the Old Testament. Paula’s “god” wants us to exercise and eat right so that we can have more energy and feel good about our appearance. And did we mention that her "god" wants us to be rich and prosperous? Her “god” is so kewl.
In fact, we bet that the “10 Commandments of Health and Wellness” could be posted in every public school in the nation without offending a single atheist or member of the ACLU.
In her "bible" the way to live the life God intended for you is through the "10 Commandments of Health and Wellness".
Gosh, we've been living with the mistaken notion that the way you lived the life God intended was by obeying the 10 commandments found in Exodus 20; you know, the ones that tell us to love God, honor our parents, don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t commit adultery and covet.
Come to think of it... we actually like "pastor" Paula's 10 commandments better. Her “god” is a lot easier to please than the God of the Old Testament. Paula’s “god” wants us to exercise and eat right so that we can have more energy and feel good about our appearance. And did we mention that her "god" wants us to be rich and prosperous? Her “god” is so kewl.
In fact, we bet that the “10 Commandments of Health and Wellness” could be posted in every public school in the nation without offending a single atheist or member of the ACLU.
REMEMBER THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD DOES MATTER, AND WE DO NOT NEED TO PLAY WITH IT OR PUT OUR OWN SPIN TO IT...........
A PLEE TO PASTOR'S.............. JUST PREACH THE WORD.........PREACH THE WORD..........
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